Ok But Was “Cats (2019)” Really That Bad??
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wine nights with james! this is their first one. i imagine they mostly get together to rant about rude customers at the restaurant. jessie tries to join but is usually out after the first glass
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my least rational fear is what if i end up being a pony in the mlp universe and i get the most revealing cutiemark like what if my cutiemark is the bisexual flag and i have to cover it up with makeup for years and pretend to be a blank flank to not get outed to my conservative pegasus father whos favorite newspaper is called “the right wing”
(via batmanisagatewaydrug)
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honestly minecraft is a good game and i will never forgive the internet for making people feel bad for liking a game about fucking mining and building houses
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me: i wish i could turn off certain mobs. i’d love to play more survival mode but the spiders really upset me :(
my dad, the most stoic person in existence, LEAPING out of his chair with great concern: I AM NOW OBSESSED WITH THIS PROBLEM. I WILL PROCEED TO SPEND THE NEXT MONTH SCOURING THE INTERNET FOR NICHE MODS OR CONSOLE COMMANDS IN HOPES I CAN BRING YOU AND THE ENTIRE MINECRAFT PLAYERBASE PEACE.
my dad, a week later, more distraught than i’ve ever seen: brittany it’s awful. i’ve been googling around for solutions to your spider problem and lots of little kids have asked for help on the same issue and people online were Mean to them. i cannot type fast enough to stop all of them. this is a crisis right now
if you play java edition i can make a datapack that kills all spiders when they spawn so you don’t get a chance to see them
hi!! i do play java edition, and any help would be amazing!! my current method involves a small redstone machine in the spawn area and command blocks, but i’ve not looked into datapacks since getting back into playing. they seem like they’d be more intuitive though, so i’d love some help!! :0
it’s done :]
https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/no-spiders-5590849/
EEEEEEE thank you so much!!!!!! i can’t wait to try it out!!!! :D
For arachnaphobes this is a game changer, thank you OP
This is great news for all the gamers who get the jeebies from spiders but we can not ignore the stoic Super Dad who is on the forums beating back Minecraft bullies with a stick defending the youth.
You are my hero, Brittany’s Stoic Dad
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Fun probability fact: If you press the button 100 times, there’s roughly a 1/e chance you’ll become a girl!
Fun gender fact: If you press the button 100 times, you were almost certainly a girl to begin with.
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It doesn’t matter if American Christians in power are “doing it wrong” or if actually, Jesus said things that contradict their proclaimed values. What matters is that religious groups should not be in a position to legislate their religious beliefs such that it applies to people not beholden to that religion.
In other words, the argument that “Jesus would hate White Christian Nationalism because the Bible shows he was a radical etc etc” doesn’t matter because you are meeting them on their terms. If the Bible did say that Jesus hated abortion/poor people/socialism, it still would not be acceptable for Christians to legislate on that basis.
And yet cultural Christianity has brought us to a point where we’d rather pin the problem on a new subset of Christianity whose issue is that they’re misinterpreting original doctrine. Y'all have been saying, “Well, they’re not Real Christians” for centuries. This is not a problem of a new sect’s formation. This is an issue of separation of church & state. In political/legal contexts, it should not matter what the Bible says or doesn’t say, or how anyone interprets it, because the Bible has no place in a courtroom. It’s literally that simple.
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In 20 years we’re going to find out that “no kink at pride” discourse was a CIA psyop to reintroduce more traditional forms of homophobia (i.e. the defense of the innocence of children, Gays as sexually predative, etc) to millennial and gen z aged influencers.
Hoooboy did this post age like fine wine. We didn’t even have the groomer panic yet when I originally wrote this.
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Can you draw the scene where wheatie gets picked up by glados?
There she is. What a nasty piece of work she was, honestly.
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ideal hangout i invite 2 talkative and funny friends over and listen to them talk to each other
notes are informing me that this is not neurotypical behavior
