Ok But Was “Cats (2019)” Really That Bad??

i-know-how-my-story-ends:

God I’m a sucker for characters who are so utterly loyal to someone that they’re completely unhinged. Characters who have no moral compass except their overwhelming devotion to whoever they’ve chosen to listen to. That’s the good shit

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apocalypsegay:

cottonsquab:

runby2:

I told my gf that I was having an episode earlier and she replied “is it the beach episode” and it shocked me so much that it grounded me immediately

#i want you all to know that this is like. a legit strategy that’s taught to people LMAO #i.e. say something so fucking stupid/absurd that it distracts the person’s brain so much that it drags them back and grounds them #like. people are actually taught to do this

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whereshadowsmakeshadows:

Hey bro this party is sick, you wanna go outside and smoke this j? We can talk about that sinking feeling… you know the one

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theconcealedweapon:

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hufflefluffles:

I got a marketing email from hobbycraft to say that they’re now selling plush pumpkins ahead of halloween

so of course I went to the website, which led me to this delightful photo series showing the different sizes available:

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I love and support this man and his pumpkin collection

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hunter-rodrigez:

anarchistmemecollective:

depsidase:

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That especially includes housing.

There’s a reason “food and shelter” are synonymous with the most basic needs that have to be addressed before anything else.

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aweega:

my least rational fear is what if i end up being a pony in the mlp universe and i get the most revealing cutiemark like what if my cutiemark is the bisexual flag and i have to cover it up with makeup for years and pretend to be a blank flank to not get outed to my conservative pegasus father whos favorite newspaper is called “the right wing”

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silverhawk:

honestly minecraft is a good game and i will never forgive the internet for making people feel bad for liking a game about fucking mining and building houses

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thequeenwanderer:

gothicashworld:

ilikeyoshi:

chu-likes-minecraft:

ilikeyoshi:

chu-likes-minecraft:

ilikeyoshi:

me: i wish i could turn off certain mobs. i’d love to play more survival mode but the spiders really upset me :(

my dad, the most stoic person in existence, LEAPING out of his chair with great concern: I AM NOW OBSESSED WITH THIS PROBLEM. I WILL PROCEED TO SPEND THE NEXT MONTH SCOURING THE INTERNET FOR NICHE MODS OR CONSOLE COMMANDS IN HOPES I CAN BRING YOU AND THE ENTIRE MINECRAFT PLAYERBASE PEACE.

my dad, a week later, more distraught than i’ve ever seen: brittany it’s awful. i’ve been googling around for solutions to your spider problem and lots of little kids have asked for help on the same issue and people online were Mean to them. i cannot type fast enough to stop all of them. this is a crisis right now

if you play java edition i can make a datapack that kills all spiders when they spawn so you don’t get a chance to see them

hi!! i do play java edition, and any help would be amazing!! my current method involves a small redstone machine in the spawn area and command blocks, but i’ve not looked into datapacks since getting back into playing. they seem like they’d be more intuitive though, so i’d love some help!! :0

it’s done :]

https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/no-spiders-5590849/

EEEEEEE thank you so much!!!!!! i can’t wait to try it out!!!! :D

For arachnaphobes this is a game changer, thank you OP

This is great news for all the gamers who get the jeebies from spiders but we can not ignore the stoic Super Dad who is on the forums beating back Minecraft bullies with a stick defending the youth.

You are my hero, Brittany’s Stoic Dad

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